lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

sourwolf:

it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside

#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing

thekewl:

danivalentine:

This gave me chills. 

Jack Nicholson, who played the Joker in 1989 - and who was furious he wasn’t consulted about the creepy role - offered a cryptic comment when told Ledger was dead.
“Well,” Nicholson told reporters in London early Wednesday, “I warned him.”

That last quote gave me chills

lcate:

*sells my virginity at a yard sale*

seulementpourlesamoureux:

macchabee:

emilianadarling:

When you play the game of butts, cheek is better than thigh. (x)

they sure had a lot of shaving razors back in the day

shh don’t speak in the show-runners’ fantasy world everyone is hairless. Even their ass and pubic regions are hairless.

unwrittenlaw5:

do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then